Funny english quotes from IRC, enjoy.
" <dawe02> !rektorn
<-- rektorn has quit (EOF From client)
--> rektorn ([email protected]) has joined #kth
<jestern> heh
<marvin__> !rektorn
<Zivster> !rektorn
<-- Zivster has kicked rektorn from #kth (!rektorn)"
-- bot not being consistent on #kth
"--> mandrake8 ([email protected]) has joined #linux
<mandrake8> anyone of you are italian?
<ichiiban> none
<marvin_> none at all, never
<ichiiban> we discriminate italians worse than #unix does
<mandrake8> WHAT?
<konrads> ?? ciao a
<stroop> [1118] ciao: Hi. I'm Italian and I don't give a fuck that
everyone here speaks english, so I'm gonna spam you with
italian crap.
<mandrake8> WHY?
<LethalWP> BECAUSE"
-- #linux
"<ichiban_> chown root.wheel .
<ichiban_> and now in the other window :)"
-- #linux
"<BluesMurf> pants!
<BluesMurf> i'll have dinner first
<marvin> first dinner then pants?
<BluesMurf> chicken wings, french fries & hot ketchup & green peas
<BluesMurf> should do nicely
<marvin> as pants?
<BluesMurf> yup
<BluesMurf> if you insist
<marvin> I'd like to see that
<BluesMurf> in your dreams, pal
<marvin> yes"
-- #linux
" <stany> LethalWP: by the way 'su -' doesn't work
<stany> LethalWP: [stany@stany stany]$ su-
<stany> bash: su-: command not found
<ichiban> stany: try su <SPACE YOU MORON> -
<LethalWP> su + su = 2 * su
<Mr-Smoke> suČ ?
<Mr-Smoke> oh no that's su x su
<Mr-Smoke> who is Sue
<mrph> Sue not here!
<mrph> you have wrong number!"
-- #linux
" <robat> '8 out of 10 hackers prefer #linux.de'
<marvin__> Ich bin ein Hacker unt Ich seht gut aus.... da-dam, da-da-da-da,
da-dam (das Model, kraftwerk)
<leica> 30 Helens agree; hackers like linux.de
<c0ffee> would that hacker/linux.de/.de talk stop know or would you prefer
a .tld ban?
<fanne> MEIN NAHME IST BILL HACKERMAN
* fanne ducks"
-- #linux
" --- cob is now known as apt-get
<marvin__> apt-get update
* apt-get hits marvin__
<marvin__> apt-get upgrade
* apt-get downloads marvin__
<marvin__> yay! I'm being upgraded!
--- apt-get is now known as cob
<cob> people will soon abuse me like that"
-- #linux
" <PortUs> hehe in poland dnses doesnt work yeat :) they have sux isp :)
<PortUs> and network
<harpaasi> and users
<mrph_> serves them right"
-- #linux
"<speedy> For only 87 cents a day, you can prevent a European child
from being raped by Emmanuel..."
-- #nyc2600
"<cwiara> AvsenikWi: Please stop bothering me on priv, I don't
understand English."
-- #linux
"<N1GHTMARE> hello
<N1GHTMARE> I'm a problem
<N1GHTMARE> I'm Italian"
-- #linux
"<warlock3> i'm just a student, i don't need much: Java, mplayer ....
that's all
<marvin__> warlock3: I'm just a student. I'm still after world domination
<kurmie> and incidently marvin__ is doing a better job at world domination
than you are, warlock3!"
-- #linux
"<spunk> wella! 'evening guys, i need an help with pppoe and openbsd
<lca> spunk: what kind of help?
<lca> spunk: pppoe works fine on openbsd. thanks for asking. NEXXT!!"
-- #openbsd
" <sLiKiCa> I m new here
<wossname> sLiKiCa: We'd have never guessed.
<wossname> What with the PRO nick and everything
<sLiKiCa> I d like to know here can I get linux
<BluesMurf> sLiKiCa forget it, you're too stupid"
-- #linux
" <SlayerXP> nother sniper shooting
<SlayerXP> i'm in two minds about this
<SlayerXP> on one hand, innocent people are being slaughtered
<SlayerXP> on the other, they are americans
<pollo> innocent americans?
<BluesMurf> it's so simple
<BluesMurf> give everybody a sniper rifle to protect himself
<BluesMurf> problem solved"
-- #linux
" --> linux2k2 ([email protected]) has joined #linux
<SlayerXP> *** CTCP VERSION reply from linux2k2: mIRC v6.01 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<linux2k2> hi I have a problem
<Koston> linux2k2, you do. now leave.
<SlayerXP> linux2k2: you're italian and using windows. that's two."
-- #linux
"<linux2k2> can anywhere say me about the mbr?
<linux2k2> master boot record
<SlayerXP> linux: try coherant english
<linux2k2> I must delete my mbr
<SlayerXP> must you?
<SlayerXP> okay, you have our permission to do so."
-- #linux
" <qrto> swedish is rather alien for me
<BluesMurf> just skip the 'bork!' bits, and pretend it's german"
-- #linux
"<marvin__> loVolt: iscsi (IIRC) is actually like scsi over IP.
<Psy-Q> but that's only for posh networks, that
<Psy-Q> nothing for the working class like we are
<marvin__> Psy-Q: iscsi over slip :P
<Psy-Q> marvin__: yeah! that's right! beat those capitalist pigs!
<Psy-Q> we can mount drives in less than a week!
* marvin__ beats them pigs
* Psy-Q hires several angry English mine workers to look
threatening in the background"
-- #linux
"<SlayerXP> mke2fs -m 0 -R stride=8 /dev/md0
<SlayerXP> oops
<SlayerXP> this channel isn't my software riad set"
-- #linux
" <NiKi1> isn't george micheal british ?
<BluesMurf> no, he's gay"
-- #linux
-:- Topic (#somewhere): changed by someone:
"8 hours and 53 minutes without a remote hole in the default install!"
"SPIERDALAJ is polish for 'please go somewhere else now'"
-- Zeb @ #linux
"_Asians_On_Freenet_
Naked Asians we assume. If you don't like it, then the author
invites you to go shoot yourself."
-- Free speech
" <clod> is vi better than C ?
<mic42> clod, green.
<dwd> clod: Only if Emacs is better than Perl.
<morphy-> what difference does a crocodile have?
it's greener than it swims."
" <BULLE> marvin__: i had a horrible conversation with
an american yesterday, that lives in my corridor
<Ancipital> the conversation lives in your corridor?
<Ancipital> it must be scary to see an abstract event
achieve sentience
<LevelZero> Anci: not as scary as seeing contents of a
fridge achieve sentience though"
"LOTR spoilers are served on random time intervals"
-- topic on #math when LoTR was new
" <Sypher> i've got a windows PC and a Linux PC. The linux PC shell
become a fileserver. but the linux PC always says
'connection refused' and I don't know why.
<SlayerXP> no
<SlayerXP> i said 'sypher: try asking your question clearly and concisely'
<Sypher> i know
<SlayerXP> do we have to guess which protocol/programs you're using?
<Sypher> TCP/IP
<SlayerXP> oh fuck off.
<Sypher> with a cross- cable
<SlayerXP> next!
<Sypher> why?"
-- #linux
"<dreeft> how do you view diskspace under linux?
<c0ffee> cat /dev/hda | less
<dreeft> k
<dreeft> thx."
"An ENGLISH SPEAKING Linux channel, where we speak ENGLISH. As in ENGLISH."
-- #linux topic on ircnet
"<BigShot> can anyone help me configure my cable modem using netcfg?
<BigShot> thanks
<BigShot> i appreciate the help
<BigShot> you guys fucking suck
<BigShot> i hope you die
<BigShot> ha ha ha"
".pl must have heard that .it were trying to outlame them."
-- #linux (.pl and .it speak more foreign than english despite topic)
" --> MaGaf ([email protected]) has joined #linux
<dobrek> BluesMurf: yeh I know but I am Polish and it is not tru that Polish
folks are in general more stupid than the others.
<MaGaf> czesc
<MaGaf> kto ma DOSEMU?"
-- #linux, which at the time had "ENGLISH, speak ENGLISH" or similar
" <marvin_> Xi: take two nibbles, create a byte, store, repeat. Load as dword,
or whatever
<Xi> thanks
<tickerx> take two nippels...
<Dobo> squeeze gently
<Monkiboy> byte, and repeat"
"KaTKiller: And just how old are your dogs nuts?"
"<schizzi> the closest thing to porn on this computer, is the 'chicks love
openbsd' picture.
<dork2> www.bsdchicks.com
<spuug> Nice T-shirt.
<dork2> yup
<dork2> my first reaction too.
<schizzi> =D
<schizzi> was not
<dork2> dang... busted."
-- IRC
"<Dustyn> babe?
<helper> (babe): Hot chick. Someone you probably want to take 'upstairs.'"
-- #linux
" <tmbg> is there a table anywhere of what signals different integers
are? (e.g. SIGKILL is 9, I think SIGHUP is 1, what are the
others?)
<deraadt> Oh come on.
<deraadt> I can't believe how inexperienced some irc people are.
<deraadt> god damn.
<t12> was there ever a time when everyone on IRC was awsome?
<QuakeMstr> ya
<deraadt> how the hell did you learn to tie your shoelaces?!?!
<deraadt> do people ask on irc 'cause their mommies don't know?
<t12> alt.shoelaces.faq?
<QuakeMstr> hahaha
<Temperanc> t12: that would be much to general for usenet
<Temperanc> t12: they would have a separate group for tying and
knots
<t12> alt.shoelaces.tie.overhand.doubleloop.method.faq?"
-- #openbsd, Theo De Raadt being his nice self
"<cyberops> anyone here using obsd 2.5?"
-- #openbsd (at the time 2.5 was the latest version)
"* SmooveB aliases reboot to rebewt."
"<rabuba> what do i need to do the a sparc 2 to control it via seairal line?
<Bleah> Raise your magic sword
<Bleah> and say 'By the power of greyskull'
<Bleah> then just plug a cable in"
-- #solaris
"Noone wants to hear your Redhat 6.0 questions today."
-- #linux topic